1907- Today I took command of Victorian Section of newly formed Intelligence Corps. It was my first day with the soldiers. Once I walked into the room I was welcomed with cheers of excitement and enthusiasm. They flocked to my awesomeness like I was their God, it felt epic! The young souls didn't dare question my orders and got along with their work. As soon as I walked through the doors of my house I was greeted by my wife and ate my favourite porridge she made me. It tastes vile, women....seriously.
1914- The first of my wars have been declared today, I have also been appointed commander of the AIF’s 4th Infantry Brigade to bring my men to victory. It is a difficult job and many men cannot handle the hot, dry conditions here in Egypt. 1918 – I am quickly moving up the ranks, I started off as a lowly colonel and now I am the corps commander of the Australian forces. I have led my forces through fierce fighting in the great German push with my brilliant idea of bombarding German lines with gas attacks. They seem to be confused and disadvantaged. They still do not see that their bulky masks will not save them from our gas attacks for they decrease visibility and slow them down. They are quickly decreasing in number and we are moving forward on the offense. My leaders have struck an armistice or a cessation of hostilities as a prelude to peace negotiations with the Germans, we could have been victorious but I guess being allied with the Germans might come in handy in the future.
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